saw this on singhau's blog. laughed my ass off.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kindergarten teacher: To get to the other side.

Plato: For the greater good.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek): To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Martin Luther King: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without their motives called into question.

Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chickens, “Thou shalt cross the raod”. And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Fox Mulder (The X-Files): You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatevr motive there was.

Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Charles Darwin: Chickens over a period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Colonel Sanders: What, you mean I missed one?